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Halfling / Dragon T-Shirt
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Halfling/Dragon
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Think Geek
$18.00
Late 2011
The front reads "When you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered Dragon, remember, you do not have to outrun the Dragon..." and the back of the shirt reads "...you just have
to outrun the halfling." The shirt itself is black and the text is written in a beige Olde English font. Various runes are watermarked behind the text, cloaked in grey...
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One Does Not Simply Telnet into Mordor T-Shirt
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One
Does Not Simply Telnet into Mordor
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Think Geek
$18.00
Late 2011
One does not simply Telnet into Mordor. Really, you should SSH in if you don't want the Nazgul watching your every move. No, okay. You can't SSH in either. You can't use any of the other app layer
client-server protocols. Trust us. We tried. So much for using a remote shell to reboot the Eye of Sauron. Man, I hope the eyeball server team picks up their on-call phone, cause I do not want to walk there. Wait.
What? Why not? " One does not simply Telnet into Mordor." in white ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
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Mordorable Adult Babydoll Shirt
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Mordorable! Babydoll
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Think Geek
$20.00
Late 2011
Who doesn't want to go to Mordor? With its mountain vistas and minimalist landscapes, your vacation photos are sure to turn out great. (Did we mention black is slimming?) Ancient castles to visit.
New species to observe. It's the adventure of a lifetime.
One does not simply walk into Mordor. It's best if one skips. Holding hands and singing showtunes, preferably. This shirt features a montage of all the cuteness that's to be had when you visit Mordor. There's
little Gollum waving hello or goodbye or something to The One Ring. Isn't it preciousssss? A big ol' snuggledy battle troll waits patiently to give out "Free Hugs," and an Uruk-hai says "o hai!" over his
shoulder. In the distance, there's Mount Doom with its explosion of lava (read: candy) and happy, puffy clouds of vog. Through the sky flies a friendly Nazgul on his Fell Beast (rawr!). The whole scene is watched
over by the big, blinky eye of Sauron perched between the pinnacles of Barad-dûr. Face it. It's Mordorable. All the cuteness of Mordor is captured on this teal babydoll (fitted) shirt.
Despite the above description, we warn of the potential risks of traveling to Mordor and urges caution when traveling there. And you should definitely be up on your immunizations.
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Affiliated Bladesmiths - Mordor Chapter T-Shirt
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Affiliated Bladesmiths (Mordor Chapter)
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Think Geek
$18.00
Late 2011
"Oh, hey. I was wondering if you guys could make us a battering ram."
"Uh... I dunno... maybe... 100 feet? Is that too much?" "Oh yeah, and if
you could make it look like a wolf, that'd be super. Fire is optional."
"How's tomorrow? Is tomorrow okay?"
One union to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
(and collect dues). It's rough being a weapons maker in the
world created by Tolkien no matter where you set up shop, from
Rivendell to Isengard. Customers are always asking for returning
arrows, which, if you're any good at, mean you'll never see that
customer again. And they're all interested in the latest thing,
orc-powered blades. You know like solar power, only with orcs?
The technology behind that blue glow is complicated. And the
Elves. The Elves. Returning their swords broken. Look, now,
that's guaranteed in normal battle, but it's not insured against
dead Elf guy falling on it. Am I right?
This is just the sort of thing that's why it's important to
join a union. You have to have somebody who will stand up for
your rights. Somebody to set standards and groundwork. For
instance, how many feet is the farthest distance the Athelas
emergency shower should be from the forge? Are shoes required on
Hobbits, and what's the maximum amount of natural light the
employer should provide Uruks? Better working conditions. Better
pay. This is what your local chapter of the Affiliated
Bladesmiths can offer you. Sign up today.
The logo for the Local 1892 Mordor chapter of the Affiliated
Bladesmiths with their motto beneath, "Against us, there can be
no victory!" printed in rust on a chestnut 100% cotton t-shirt.
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Lord of the Rings EXCLUSIVE "One Ring" Adult T-Shirt
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The Lord of the Rings EXCLUSIVE "One Ring" Adult T-Shirt |
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New Line Cinema / Warner Brothers $24.95
Late 2010 Fans everywhere will love this exclusive "One Ring"
t-shirt! This 100% cotton black t-shirt features the golden One Ring on
the front with the words "One ring to rule them all, One ring to find
them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
Available in men's sizes. This item can be gift-boxed. Ships to U.S. and
Canada Only.
SKU: LOTRTVORAT
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Lord of the Rings EXCLUSIVE "Green Dragon Pub" Adult T-Shirt
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The Lord of the Rings EXCLUSIVE "Green Dragon Pub" Adult T-Shirt |
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New Line Cinema / Warner Brothers $24.95
Late 2010 Fans everywhere will rejoice to see this double-sided
"Green Dragon Pub" t-shirt! Following a recent fan survey, we bring to
you this exclusive 100% cotton black t-shirt featuring a gorgeous green
logo on the front and The Green Dragon song lyrics on the back! "You can
drink your fancy ales, You can drink 'em by the flagon, But the only
brew for the brave and true, Comes from the Green Dragon!" Available in
adult sizes. This item can be gift-boxed. Ships to U.S. and Canada Only.
SKU: LOTRTVGRAT
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Lord of the Rings EXCLUSIVE "Silhouette" T-Shirt
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The Lord of the Rings EXCLUSIVE "Silhouette" T-Shirt |
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New Line Cinema / Warner Brothers $24.95
Late 2010 The Lord of the Rings "Silhouette" t-shirt is a must-have
for any fan. This 100% cotton slate gray t-shirt features a silhouette
of the Fellowship of the Ring- the group of nine travelers formed with
the goal of destroying the One Ring: Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf,
Aragorn, Legolas, Boromir and Gimli. This item can be gift-boxed. Ships
to U.S. and Canada Only.
SKU: LOTRTVSIAT
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Exclusive Prancing Pony Staff T-Shirt
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Lord of the Rings EXCLUSIVE Prancing Pony Staff Adult T-Shirt |
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New Line Cinema / Warner Brothers $20.00 April
6th, 2010
Join the staff of the Prancing Pony with this EXCLUSIVE t-shirt from The Lord of the Rings! The Inn of the Prancing Pony, in the town of Bree,
is where Frodo Baggins first meets Aragorn. This 100% cotton, black t-shirt features the Inn's logo on the front and STAFF on the back.
Available in adult sizes.
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Lord of the Rings Sauron Shirt |
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WETA Workshop
$25 US
New Zealand Only
Black t-shirt printed in New Zealand with stylised profile of the Dark Lord Sauron on the chest.
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Pictured Left:
Bilbo Baggins and Smaug Themed Shirt
The Hobbit restaurant in Ocean City, Md.
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Famous Food Tee - Lord of the Onion Rings
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Famous Food Tee
March 2003
$18
You've read books, seen movies, and heard music. Now imagine culinary possibilities. Deliciously droll and 100% cotton. Made in USA and imported.
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Got Precious? T-Shirts & Sweatshirts |
got precious? Women's tee Shirt
got precious? Men's Hooded Sweat Shirt
got precious? Toddler & Youth Kids Tee Shirt
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Pictured Left: Got Precious? Women's T-Shirt
99 Volts
2006 - ?
US
$13 - $16, size dependant
Pick from petite form-fitting babydoll style or standard relaxed fit women's style. Women's tee Shirt in 6 Colors Small thru XXL.
Webmaster Note: These are not likely to be officially licensed products, but they exist, so I list them.
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Various Lord of the Rings Shirts
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Pictured Left: Movie Logo T-Shirt
2003
Color: Black, was also available in white
100% cotton
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Lord of the Rings Character T-Shirts & Sweatshirts
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I Love Goblins Clothing
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Pictured Left: I Love Arwen Sweatshirt
ShopZues
2006
US
$22 - $24, size dependant
Gildan - Crewneck Sweatshirt. A value fleece, made from Air Jet Spun Yarn, offers a soft feel and no pill, wash after wash. 7.75-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly; double needle
throughout, banded bottom, 1 x 1 athletic rib with Lycra, set-in sleeves.
Webmaster Note: These are not likely to be officially licensed products, but they exist, so I list them. This design also exists for Legolas, Aragorn, Frodo Baggins, Gimli,
Gollum, Sauron & the One Ring of Power.
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